Tinmean
Posts : 138 Join date : 2008-04-02 Location : Under the fridge, Strathalbyn, South Australia
| Subject: Talking Clock Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:19 am | |
| Proudly showing off his newly leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night the drunk yuppie led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the friend's asked.
"Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking clock" the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? Seriouiouously?" (burping)
"Yup."
"Hmmm (hic)."
"How's it work?" the second friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch" the yuppie said. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear-shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment in silence.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed "For Fuck's sake you fucking wanker, it's ten past three in the fucking morning." | |
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